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 me: why does it smell like peppers? is someone cooking peppers nearby? 

me:

me: I've got the paprika peppers in the oven oh my god I'm dumb

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 My apartment complex just had a literal dumpster fire. 

like a trash dumpster

on fire

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 I love my family a lot and I enjoy the dnd sessions but this is too fucking late oh my god please let me sleep