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The ADHD lifetime experience is impulsively booking travel on your phone at 4am and immediately opening a spreadsheet to plan it out in granular detail.
I have enough air miles for a free ticket from Chicago to Rome and return from Amsterdam to Chicago. So the plan currently is to fly to Rome in early December, spend five days going to museums and attending holiday markets and speaking offensively bad Italian, fly to Helsinki and the same day catch the overnight train to Rovaniemi, high-five Santa and cross the arctic circle, fly to Amsterdam, and fuckin FISTFIGHT THE RIJKSMUSEUM.
That’s a joke. The Rijksmuseum and I are in a feud but I am prepared to make peace. My only demand is a stroopwaffel.
Anyway from there I will fly home to Chicago.
So far I’ve booked mostly refundable things – an apartment in Rome, an overnight in a studio with a private sauna in Rovaniemi, and a canal houseboat in Amsterdam. It’s shocking how reasonable it all is, relatively speaking; the houseboat was one of the cheaper options and the sauna studio is outside the city center so it was cheaper than most others.
*cracks knuckles* time to Plan. The last trip to Europe was The Cheese Tour for reasons having actually very little to do with cheese. I think I will call this one Highway To Helsinki. Which is ironic because of the ten days I’m traveling, I will spend less than six hours actually in Helsinki.
I’m a little bummed that AS Roma will be playing an away game while I’m in Rome, but my lodgings in Rome are in Testaccio, which is a Roma stronghold, and I’ve been informed of exactly which bar I should go to in order to be amongst la mia famiglia del calcio.
I’ve got lists on lists already, but I welcome suggestions for weird fun things to do in Rome, Amsterdam, or Helsinki.