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[unicornduke]

I'm always fascinated by like, aspirational middle class shit as seen through commercials

like there was a febreeze commercial and it's like, all these soft things in your house hold in the odor! How awful! your house is absolutely sterile otherwise so it must be that!

I'm like, I'm staring at a giant hole in my parents ceiling right now because the plumbing was leaking all over. It's definitely the 25 year old couch causing smell issues that I'm really concerned about.