unicornduke | (no subject)

I went to the sports store this afternoon and I dug through their used stuff. Unfortunately I didn't find anything used in my size but I did find a new pair that were $60 which was cheaper than I was expecting for a nice new pair. So I got them and since they were new, they sharpened them for me right in the shop. (they also had a good selection of used goalie gear for consideration later)

the dude who went to sharpen my skates came back out after sharpening and was looking for me. I was sitting off to the side in some of the racks while I waited. He came back out and said, "hey where's the person for the skates. was it a dude or a lady?" which is something that always always makes me laugh. And then made eye contact with me as I hopped up.

I don't think he ever figured it out but I laughed a lot in the truck about it.

I also needed skate guards but I didn't buy them because I have all these canvas pants I can't use anymore. I would repair them but all the holes are in the crotch and I can't repair them well enough to keep them from ripping at the crotch even more. But now, I cut the legs off and I'm using those as skate guards for now.

So now I have funny wraps for my skates and canvas jorts with a giant hole in the crotch.

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>canvas jorts with a giant hole in the crotch

A Fashion Statement for sure

Yay skates!

I'm not going to wear them. I'm just saying that someone somewhere has the potential to wear them now that I've created them.

A Fashion Statement for someone else.

I mean. A scarecrow would probably appreciate the giant hole in the crotch.